Friends and i were at a lounge one night, a girls night out! , when i saw her smiling at a guy far away..i told her stop giving looks to cheap looking ugly guys in random bars!!
It turned out that her bf came to surprise her...!!! AAAGH!
 

I was out with my family and including my little cousin at a famous mall.i was wearing loose cargo pants....little did i realise dat my cousin was clutching on to my pants and the next minute they were down on the floor.
as expected the whole crowd happened to be looking in my direction at that time & everyone had a hearty laugh.
PS- the little brat tried pulling the pants down again after that
 

I had just enterted my class when i saw my friend sitting with some of her guy as well as girfriends and singing "i got it from my mamma"i didnt know exactly that it was a song and i added that i got it from my pappa considering that they were talking about genes and all,when suddenly everyone especially the guys burst out laughing,i was damn embarrssed when my friend explained me the lyrics...they were...'tell me where did u get this body from..i got it from my mamma!!!!!'